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Twitter Name: @seanoconnz
Website: http://www.seanandjilly.com
Location: New York, New York, dude.
Description: comedian/sneaker designer
Website: http://www.seanandjilly.com
Location: New York, New York, dude.
Description: comedian/sneaker designer
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My two great music loves of the moment are the new Arcade Fire and Miami Horror.
Updated 22 hours ago
Girls get really turned off when you refer to your balls as pebbles.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Is it really really bad if I can't tell if I'm coughing up blood or buffalo wing sauce.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Thanks for the follow fridays. Without you, I would just be an ego.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
My follow fridays are: @thegregjohnson, @zackpearlman. #ff follow these people.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I love waking up with a migraine what a fun way for my head to tell me, "tomorrow is just a day away."
Updated 1 day(s) ago
It took me 40 minutes to get my hair just right and 40 seconds for my friends to make fun of me for it.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @kellyoxford: President Obama says he doesn't know who Snooki is, I envy him.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Can we just ignore Snooki? She would hate that! Why are we rooting for her?
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I'm too insecure to dirty talk. When a girl tells me talk in the bedroom, I ask "Am I doing okay?"
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Whenever I get a wish, I wish for rats to gain the ability to reason. Somehow, I feel I wouldn't be afraid of them if they would listen.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I need more friends who are teenage girls just so I have a reason to choreograph dance routines to Lady GaGa songs.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Is there anything I can snort that makes me feel great about myself?
Updated 2 day(s) ago
If time is money, then I am wasting so much money googling myself.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
I'm not really a sexual person, if you walked into a room where I was having sex, you would probably yell at the girl to stop.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I need to follow more people, can everyone on Twitter do me a favor and tell me who to follow on Friday? Please remember. Follow Friday!
Updated 4 day(s) ago
My last girlfriend's body was so good, and we did it together! It was like if the Venus DeMilo had sex with a statue of Mo'Nique.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I feel bad for the guy the Beastie Boys were rapping at when they said "I'll steal your honey, like I stole your bike." Double whammy!
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I will be reading an entry from Leonardo DiCaprio's diary tonight at UC Lounge - 87 Ludlow - LES. Tonight at 9ish. It's so real!
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I look at my ex-girlfriends like 45 year olds look back on their high school football days.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
"I'm not a fag, I'm a hall monitor" - Sean O'Connor, Seventh Grade
Updated 4 day(s) ago
This room is hot as hell, I blame all of the demons. My demons, I used to have demons, we are doing a reunion.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Please buy Mystery Jets' "Serotonin", an amazing album. C'mon America, let's tell them they are worth it!
Updated 4 day(s) ago
True Fact: I was in on Jessica Alba during "Never Been Kissed" and "Idle Hands." The rest of you are posers!
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"Guys! I think I wrote a hit song. What do you guys think about being ACTUAL cats?" - Brian Setzer, 1979
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One part of drinking I miss is the next morning when you are genuinely surprised at yourself.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I'm going to start a new thing on twitter. I will call my followers and talk with them for an hour when I can't sleep. Not tonight.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I think I had more money than I have now when I was 7. But my dick is so much bigger now. So, win some/lose some.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
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