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If you has Sirius XM, Thank You Robot will be doing improv LIVE at 6:30am EST on Comedy Underground! Listen to me be an R-tard on the radio!
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Wear a tuxedo to bed; dress for the dreams you WANT to have.
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RL Stein: the L stands for Laughter!
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Food: my eyes are bigger than my stomach. Alcohol: my ambition is bigger than my tolerance.
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Music pitch: Dadz Bop, a collection of current pop hits with lyrics missung by REAL DADS!
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@joshmbroadcast Ha ha yes! That idea is MADE OF MONEY.
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Chelsea Clinton got married today. There was an awkward moment at the wedding when Pres Clinton hit on the bride.
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Girls with Canadian accents = hot! #dcm12
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@serineery let me head over to Hobo Corner and ask him!
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Most badass tattoo I can think of: a knife fucking another knife.
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Sequel idea: Rad Dad Redemption. A divorced dad tries to redeem himself as the cool dad in the eyes of his kids. #dcm12
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All right you fucking dweebs, let's do this. #dcm12
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RT @carolrhartsell: Anne Rice announced she's leaving Christianity. Apparently, the church already has a bunch of shitty books so there' ...
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Are you pronoun or proverb?
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Every party has a pooper, and there are several porn sites to accommodate that fetish. #newwisdom
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The early bird gets to call firsties. #newwisdom
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People are wondering why a growing number of French mothers are killing their kids. I think it's because they realize their kids are French.
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Ladies, if you get it from a guy, shouldn't it be called HIMpes? WHUR MAH GURRLS AT?
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The more I hear out of Sarah Palin's gaping maw of awful, the more I'm convinced she thinks the Presidency is like winning prom queen.
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Jennifer Lopez is close to signing on to be an American Idol judge. Her official title will be Best Least Talented.
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@RemingtonLaw Because his dad was actually an Amish Keanu Reeves.
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Most badass tattoo I can think of: a knife fucking another knife.
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@iain_brklyn New series, starting with Christopher Eccleston. I knew I was hooked when I kept humming the theme all day.
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Getting WAY in to Doctor Who. Great, just what I needed - another supernerd obsession. Seriously though: REALLY GOOD, right?
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You ever been so depressed, the only way you can get an erection is by crying?
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A set of Winston Churchill's false teeth sold for $23K, and I can't get $2 for a whole bag of REAL teeth?
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@cfenton23 I envy you that you get to experience it for the first time. BRILLIANT show.
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RT @benzado: If you're in town for #dcm12 check out FREE workshop about improv team mgmt: http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/showthr ...
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Watched Deadliest Warrior; what BS. NO ONE DIES.
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@ryeisenberg @andrewmcass also, no girl wants to try your Metamucil & vodka drink.
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"Locksport" is an increasingly popular activity of competitively finding ways to pick locks, said the guy that broke into my apt last night.
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I have breath bad enough to peel the paint off a clown's face.
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A mom in PA was cited for using her son's toothbrush to clean the bathroom, but not for using his contact solution to douche.
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