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Twitter Name: @themattlittle
Location: iPhone: 40.737064,-73.989975
Description: Comedian/Writer/Actor/Sexual Healer
Location: iPhone: 40.737064,-73.989975
Description: Comedian/Writer/Actor/Sexual Healer
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@healywu 6:30
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If you has Sirius XM, Thank You Robot will be doing improv LIVE at 6:30am EST on Comedy Underground! Listen to me be an R-tard on the radio!
Updated 4 hours ago
Wear a tuxedo to bed; dress for the dreams you WANT to have.
Updated 4 hours ago
RL Stein: the L stands for Laughter!
Updated 6 hours ago
Food: my eyes are bigger than my stomach.
Alcohol: my ambition is bigger than my tolerance.
Updated 6 hours ago
Music pitch: Dadz Bop, a collection of current pop hits with lyrics missung by REAL DADS!
Updated 12 hours ago
Chelsea Clinton got married today. There was an awkward moment at the wedding when Pres Clinton hit on the bride.
Updated 13 hours ago
Girls with Canadian accents = hot! #dcm12
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Most badass tattoo I can think of: a knife fucking another knife.
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Sequel idea: Rad Dad Redemption. A divorced dad tries to redeem himself as the cool dad in the eyes of his kids. #dcm12
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All right you fucking dweebs, let's do this. #dcm12
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RT @carolrhartsell: Anne Rice announced she's leaving Christianity. Apparently, the church already has a bunch of shitty books so there' ...
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Are you pronoun or proverb?
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Every party has a pooper, and there are several porn sites to accommodate that fetish. #newwisdom
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The early bird gets to call firsties. #newwisdom
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People are wondering why a growing number of French mothers are killing their kids. I think it's because they realize their kids are French.
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Ladies, if you get it from a guy, shouldn't it be called HIMpes? WHUR MAH GURRLS AT?
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The more I hear out of Sarah Palin's gaping maw of awful, the more I'm convinced she thinks the Presidency is like winning prom queen.
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Jennifer Lopez is close to signing on to be an American Idol judge. Her official title will be Best Least Talented.
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Most badass tattoo I can think of: a knife fucking another knife.
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@iain_brklyn New series, starting with Christopher Eccleston. I knew I was hooked when I kept humming the theme all day.
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Getting WAY in to Doctor Who. Great, just what I needed - another supernerd obsession. Seriously though: REALLY GOOD, right?
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You ever been so depressed, the only way you can get an erection is by crying?
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A set of Winston Churchill's false teeth sold for $23K, and I can't get $2 for a whole bag of REAL teeth?
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@cfenton23 I envy you that you get to experience it for the first time. BRILLIANT show.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
RT @benzado: If you're in town for #dcm12 check out FREE workshop about improv team mgmt: http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/showthr ...
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Watched Deadliest Warrior; what BS. NO ONE DIES.
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@ryeisenberg @andrewmcass also, no girl wants to try your Metamucil & vodka drink.
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"Locksport" is an increasingly popular activity of competitively finding ways to pick locks, said the guy that broke into my apt last night.
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I have breath bad enough to peel the paint off a clown's face.
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A mom in PA was cited for using her son's toothbrush to clean the bathroom, but not for using his contact solution to douche.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
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