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Twitter Name: @joepettis
Website: http://www.joepettis.com
Location: Pot-lanta
Description: Level 14 Comedy Wizard
Website: http://www.joepettis.com
Location: Pot-lanta
Description: Level 14 Comedy Wizard
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Joe_Pettis
Updated 13 day(s) ago
@andrewjmichael @achardac @metooalsoaswell @KatiKeyes @justinclementsS I got fingered by the Burger King while the Dairy Queen watched.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
@andrewjmichael @achardac @KatiKeyes @justinclementsS @metooalsoaswell I'm OK. I just wanted to brag about having sex.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
@achardac @KatiKeyes @andrewjmichael @justinclementsS @metooalsoaswell I haven't had sex in at least a month, can I join the convo?
Updated 13 day(s) ago
If staring at beautiful women too long after making eye contact was a professional sport, I'd be the MVP every year.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
If staring at beautiful woman too long after making eye was a sport, I'd be the MVP area year.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Woman at pizza place didn't believe I'm 30 so I finished every sentence with "Cowabunga." #TMNT
Updated 13 day(s) ago
You can catch me drinking lots of beer and hosting one helluva comedy show tonight @SweetWaterBrew. http://t.co/DzJL6p7jmv
Updated 13 day(s) ago
RT @1UPATL: Looks like the weather is going to force us inside for Beer and Comedy Night @sweetwaterbrew, so leave the doggies at home! Sho…
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Why has no one formed a Wrestling Tag Team called Back Again? #whoopthereitis
Updated 13 day(s) ago
RT @1UPATL: Cinco De Mayo is over, but there are still excuses to drink. Join us tonight for Beer and Comedy @sweetwaterbrew - http://t.co/ …
Updated 14 day(s) ago
I've already pooped twice today. More like Stinko De Mayo, am I right?
Updated 14 day(s) ago
I've been shitting for the last 20 mins. At least now I can claim that I have a "solid 20." #bookme #poopjokes
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Nothing brings the "Irish" out of me more than shots of Jameson.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Something stupid.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Just realized I have to wake up super early so I can hit up Free Comic Book Day before everybody else.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
If I was as good with woman as I am with dogs, I would fulfil my biting fetish more often.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @1UPATL: Tonight at the @villagetheatre: The Funny Ladies of Twitter w/ @TheLSLewis @metooalsoaswell @dulcesloan @notageologist @Cherith…
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Twitter just recommended I follow @DailyQueen. Apparently I've given up.on life.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
@rezaasgari Ironically, both @Chery and @chairmanmeow have more followers than you already, and one of them has tweeted since 2011.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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