http://celebritytweet.com Celebrtity Tweet RSS Feed en-us Wed, 10 Mar 10 12:45:17 +0000 CandidTweet http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269144307 Whitney Cummings: If the middle finger is "the bird" I'm assumig the ring finger is the vulture? Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:38:31 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269144307 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269066119 Iain Lee: @funkygibbondave Glad you've enjoyed. Will work on it. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:36:06 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269066119 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269062798 Doug Benson: I hope it's today, Dale Dudley, because I AM UP! RT @DaleDudley I think @DougBenson is on here this week. Maybe it's today. www.klbjfm.com Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:36:00 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269062798 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269047873 Iain Lee: Please leave nice ratings and reviews on Iain Lee's Shepherds Pie. Ta. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:35:31 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269047873 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269038210 Paul Corrigan: Confident in a lot of things I do. I guess a comfort level helps. @EvieStewart Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:35:13 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10269038210 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268979372 Paul Corrigan: @LegalTypist Not really. Life is good for me. Got three more venues interested in shows. Love what I do. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:33:25 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268979372 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268923529 David Mitchell: @slepkane I think it might just be 'abided'. Doesn't sound great though. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:31:41 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268923529 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268892169 Cris Gray: @joepettis 2 movies. 1 tv show. 1 commercial & 1 industrial. I'll email you some links. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:30:44 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268892169 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268815123 Paul Corrigan: Oh and...you're welcome :) RT @DivahGeek: @LaughNYC Yeah- thanks to you- I've been singing "Down At Fraggle Rock" all day lol Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:28:24 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268815123 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268812408 Goose Campos: I knew you were Small but WHAT?!! You're Happy Meal! RT @KattPackAllDay http://twitpic.com/17o4rk - The pimp wit a pimp named Charlie Murphy Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:28:18 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268812408 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268762526 Mark Watson: @Jason_Manford Are you roasting Bruce today mate? I did Tarrant. Good fun. PS You are northern scum. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:26:42 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268762526 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268719300 Carl Donnelly: @ChrisMcomedy a table so u cld bring snacks in with u! Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:25:19 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268719300 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268701371 Mark Watson: @JJPorter Entirely up to you. But don't give up on optimism... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:24:45 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268701371 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268673808 Mark Watson: @rachaeljwright That made me smile. Anyway it normally is up by now. X Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:23:52 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268673808 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268578365 Goose Campos: Hey Baboon face @JoBubbles74 keep your self serving bullshit priorities to yourself; @DaddyFigure might be able to help you dummy Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:20:46 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268578365 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268564064 Paul Corrigan: Hey, morning. Just got some. Can have a sip if you want :) how are you doing? @LegalTypist Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:20:19 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268564064 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268529391 Jason Manford: *needs to let it go* Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:19:14 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268529391 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268518909 Iain Lee: Subscribe to Iain Lee's Shepherds Pie on iTunes - videos and stuff. Well. Videos. Get us up the chart. X Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:18:53 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268518909 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268495819 Dave Gorman: @helenthornber Thanks Helen. That's lovely that is. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:18:08 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268495819 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268488093 Iain Lee: RT @geekytom: RT @Lost_Initiative: New Theory Battle! Geeky Tom presents his "Time Compass" concept. http://bit.ly/c9EMKX Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:17:53 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268488093 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268483498 Jason Manford: Right off out to race pigeons,stroke whippets,eat pies,smoke rollups, drink bitter,watch corrie & have a fight. Hope that's not too northern Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:17:44 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268483498 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268392317 Jason Manford: @Vinny64 I've no idea who they are, I just got sent it. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:14:46 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268392317 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268367139 Jason Manford: @RealKarlHearne wait till you see him live, he's a funny fella Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:13:56 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268367139 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268355727 Jason Manford: @bazzaharwood aye I remember you but I ain't getting my tits out for no one! Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:13:32 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268355727 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268324038 Jason Manford: @stu_mather_ I just saw that, supposed to be "election" Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:12:28 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268324038 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268201886 David Schneider: Same colour shirt + tie. Fashionwise, not sure if that earns me a recall to prison or makes me the new Gok Wan (Gok Two?) Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:08:27 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268201886 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268190084 Cris Gray: Morning workout followed by homemade veggie/chicken sausage frittata. This is how Cris Gray does mornings. http://tweetphoto.com/13890650 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:08:03 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268190084 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268185709 Whitney Cummings: Ironic guys think Barbie has the ideal body considering the fact that she doesn't have a vagina. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:07:54 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268185709 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268171641 Joe Rogan: No one tweets more inspirational quotes than porn stars. Especially the ones that take it in the butt. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:07:24 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10268171641 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267960352 Jim Norton: Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade because implying she's a 'milkaholic' damaged her reputation? I vote for 'cumaholic '. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:00:30 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267960352 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267925584 Joe Rogan: @ShoryukenDeath Next stop, time machines... http://bit.ly/92sJpp Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:59:27 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267925584 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267893642 Paul Corrigan: Next Long Island COMEDY shows:3/20/10 Holbrook, NY; 3/27 Cutchogue,NY- Mary Dimino Headlines both. 4 details, visit ---> http://bit.ly/eKo42 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:58:19 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267893642 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267891249 Paul Corrigan: New..New..New comedy shows over the coming months. Comedians like Chris Monty & Jessica Kirson. 4details--->visit http://bit.ly/eKo42 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:58:14 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267891249 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267883822 Paul Corrigan: @jeantien Thanks Jean. I love them :) Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:57:58 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267883822 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267879283 Paul Corrigan: @DivahGeek and that's a good thing :) Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:57:47 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267879283 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267874563 Paul Corrigan: @EvieStewart :) Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:57:37 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267874563 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267869531 Paul Corrigan: @thjacobellis March 20th at Trios in Holbrook. Coming? Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:57:26 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267869531 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267764356 Joe Rogan: Jet packs http://bit.ly/c6gpRa and robot fuck dolls http://bit.ly/7N5FXG my comedy wishes are now reality. We are living in the future Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:53:40 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267764356 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267735125 terrysaunders: Charity gig for MIND with @Herring1967, Andy Zaltzman, Steve Hall + me. Apr 12. London. http://bit.ly/runformoney - Retweet if you're neat Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:52:37 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267735125 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267692585 Richard Herring: Just about to head off to Lincoln, britain's capital of incest. Stop fucking your sister and come and see my show, yellowbellies! Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:51:07 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267692585 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267650964 Gary Delaney: @saeedmsadiq I'm on holiday and using my phone, replying to teeets is fiddly. I have to remember the username correctly to do it. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:49:38 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267650964 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267608754 Pat Godwin: Our 2 dogs went on a prison break this morning at 5:00 am? at 5:05 am they realized where the chow was. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:48:06 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267608754 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267603933 Dave Bishop: @CheShA not good at all - have RTd a load of your links - hope they change these articles soon - and more importantly your friend recovers Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:47:55 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267603933 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267583956 Jason Manford: Interview fing about this new telly fing http://bit.ly/b5bjUj Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:47:11 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267583956 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267538133 Dave Bishop: RT @CheShA: Daily Mail: "serious injuries" "suspected broken leg" No mention of intensive care #fiennes #coverup #lies http://chesha.com ... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:45:33 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267538133 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267511499 Joe Rogan: google is your friend RT @DaSilvaMMA: @MikeyMMA Since I'm 100% sure Joe won't answer, Mikey what the hell is the Hadron Collider? Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:44:37 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267511499 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267502414 Dave Bishop: @CheShA Is all this coming from his PR people then? I hope that your friend has a quck recovery #fiennes #coverup #lies Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:44:17 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267502414 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267496977 Joe Rogan: @BCNSteve They're closing it because they have to fix errors in the construction. I would say that certainly qualifies as a story. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:44:06 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267496977 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267421552 lil duval: Right after i nut RT @ElleJayEs: when do u sleep Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:41:17 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267421552 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267416590 Dave Bishop: RT @CheShA: THE TIMES LIES I know the other driver; he is in INTENSIVE CARE #fiennes #coverup #lies http://chesha.com/L/ck Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:41:06 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/10267416590